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Bill Belichick and the Patriots Collapse

October 12th, 2009 No comments

A two score lead was not enough for the New England Patriots to beat the upstart Denver Broncos. The ex-assistant coach under Belichick made his old master his bitch by winning the game. Broncos Coach Josh McDaniel then proceeded to celebrate by Incredible Hulk style ripping off his shirt and jubilantly giving high-fives to the entire locker room. Almost Jets Coach Rex Ryan-esque energy, enthusiasm, cockiness, and trash talking abilities. This was obviously not just another game.

Josh McDaniel Celebrates Beating Bill Belichick

Josh McDaniel Celebrates Beating Bill Belichick

Meanwhile, the old Bill Belichick put on that usual scour as he ran off the field after the overtime field goal by the Broncos sailed through the upright to the delight of a huge crowd in Colorado. You know he was pissed that Quarterback Kyle Orton outplayed Tom Brady. You know he was pissed his one time prodigy Coach McDaniel just beat him on national television. You know he was pissed the Jets can take a lead in the AFC East Division by beating the Miami Dolphins on Monday Night Football.

In other related news of AFC East foes struggling: The Buffalo Bills lost a game 6-3. Three points is a pretty piss poor performance, expect Terrell Owens not to be smiling anytime soon and his mouth to begin singing at any moment.

NY Jets Win Stay Undefeated

September 28th, 2009 No comments


Head Coach Rex Ryan has put a defense in place that is good, very good. The defense shut down the Tennessee Titans in the fourth quarter as the Titans tried twice to get even. After stopping the Titans 2008 undefeated season with a shocking win last year, many of the talking heads thought that a team playing for their season would come in with revenge on their mind. Maybe the Titans did. But the 2009 New York Jets had 3-0 on their mind as well. Rising superstar quarterback Mark Sanchez threw for two touchdowns and had a highlight reel 15 yard touchdown run to lead the NY Jets to unexpected 3-0 start to the season. The three wins have come against high quality opponents and have given the NY Jets great momentum heading into next week’s game against the potent passing offense of Drew Brees and the New Orleans Saints at the Superdome in New Orleans.

The defense looked OK for the first  three quarters. But when the thousands of Jets faithful needed the defense to rise to the occasion in the fourth quarter the Jets defense obliged by shutting down the Titans. Lineback David Harris had a sack and an interception during the fourth quarter to lead one of the NFL’s best defenses.

Head Coach Rex Ryan is 3-0 and sitting alone on top of the AFC east division. ”I’d like to say that this is exactly what I predicted, but we played three outstanding football teams”. The coach has a swagger about him that the players seem to be following. Some claim Rex Ryan has a big mouth, but when you can back it up with wins then it is easy to be confident. ”We’re 3-0 right here. Maybe that says something about us.”

Jerricho Cotchery caught both touchdown passes from Mark Sanchez and is quickly becoming his favorite target. The fourth quarter touchdown put the Jets in the lead for good giving the Jets their first come from behind victory of the season.

DEFENSE shuts down Overhyped Brady and Company

September 20th, 2009 No comments
Darrelle-Revis

Darrelle Revis

Jets Have Arrived Defensively. Through two games the Jets Defense has given up zero touchdowns. Tom Brady shut down and made to shut the #$%@ up.

New York Jets Defense

New York Jets Defense


Rex Ryan’s defense blitzed over half the plays putting Tom Brady on his ass and embarrasing the biggest cheater in sports Bill Belichick.

Jets defense Darrelle Revis shut down Randy Moss. Then Darrelle Revis intercepted a pass to Randy Moss because the Brady to Moss doesn’t happen in our house.

Rex Ryan called out every Jets fan. Jets fans responded loud and proud. Passionate Loudness was heard as far away as California making Brady look silly on a number of occassions.

New England Patriots vs. New York Jets

September 19th, 2009 No comments

The much anticipated match up between the New England Patriots and the New York Jets gets underway at the Meadowlands in New Jersey on Sunday. New England barely beat the Buffalo Bills at home thanks mostly to the Bills blundering a two score lead in the last two minutes of the game. On the other hand, the New York Jets impressively shut down the third highest scoring offense from last season the Houston Texans en route to a dominating win which showcased highlight reel plays from rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez, powerful running from Thomas Jones, and the Rex Ryan defense playing better then even an optimist expected.

Of note in this matchup is the fact Rex Ryan called out the fans, asking them for their best cheering effort. Loud and proud he wants us behind our team especially on defense. Make it loud and make it difficult for Tom Brady to converse with his offensive weapons. The only issue I have with Rex Ryan voicemail to all season ticket holders was the part where he claimed he wasn’t as good a coach as Bill Belichick. Okay, Belichick has rings, but all that is washed away after he was caught cheating. His super team has not been so super ever since he was caught cheating. Point being all of those championships are tainted, the same way the Boston Red Sox last two Championships are tainted because Manny Ramirez and Big Pappi were caught using performance enhancing drugs. So Rex Ryan is 1-0, but that is an honorable 1-0 because it was earned the right way.

Hopefully Rex you’ll be 2-0 after this weekend. Get Loud. J – E – T – S JETS! JETS! JETS!